Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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