I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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