Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
