They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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