I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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