i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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