If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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