Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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