just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You are the jesus of drinking
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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