two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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