nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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