my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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