12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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