2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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