there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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