Jerry, you need to find god
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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