Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
