yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
