you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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