i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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