super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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