it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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