went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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