They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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