Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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