i think my mom watched the whole time
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
