I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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