that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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