So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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