everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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