I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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