I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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