Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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