I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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