FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Randomize
