I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
