Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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