Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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