omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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