Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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