No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
is it fun? or sober?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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