I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Your cock deserves a montage
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I believe in your delicious
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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