You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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