You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
