Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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