I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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