I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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