Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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