if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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