his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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