Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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