i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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