nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
